UPDATED 2.15.10: Anne from A JD + Three wins with her worst pick up line of….(drumroll…) “I like your boobs.” [symbol crash] Congrats Anne! To get 10% off your order, visit BELLA B MATERNITY, enter code Blog10 at checkout. Oh, and as for my worst pickup line ever? “Hey didn’t I see you on Girls Gone Wild?” CROSS-BLOG VALENTINES GIVEAWAY FROM BELLA B MATERNITY! Ashleigh over at Momma Maven (and the creative force behind Bella B) got in touch to share her adorable line of Tee’s for the whole family. Up for grabs is Bella B’s [celeb favorite] PERSONALIZED MOMMY TEE. Leave a comment telling me the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard to win. (Don’t forget to include your email address – it won’t be published, but I need it so I can tell you if you’ve won!) Each blogger will select our favorite worst pickup line, and the five winners will be pooled to choose the ultimate winner. Not familiar with Bella B? Here’s what they have to say: Bella B is proud to offer maternity for the entire family! From maternity wear and Mom wear, to things for Dads and tees for tots, to tutus and diaper bags it’s all there. Check out Bella’s gear and all of their celebrity fans like Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, Gwen Stefani, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, and Tori Spelling. To shop, visit BellaBMaternity.com. After you’ve entered here, there are FOUR more chances to win on these participating blogs: Check back on Feb 15th to find out if you’ve won, hear my worst pickup line ever, and grab a 10% discount code from Bella B! |
Who Doesn’t Love Free Stuff!?
16 Comments
Trackbacks / Pingbacks
-
[...] behind Bella B) got in touch to share her adorable line of Tee’s for the whole family. CLICK HERE and leave a comment telling me the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard to win their popular [...]
Worst: “Why don’t you dump the jerk you’re going out with and go out with me instead?” The “jerk” I was going out with was my then-boyfriend, now husband. The dude who said it later moved to the Arctic Circle to teach. Yeah, cuz that sounds like fun.
Oooooh boy. This is one you see on websites and say “no way anyone would ever say that.” BUT alas, in good ole Harrisonburg Virgina (my college town) one of the locals said to me “Excuse me, you have something in your eye” *he reaches up, sweeping a non existent hair out of my face* “oh no, it’s just a sparkle”
A friend and I were walking down the street once when a guy stopped us and said, “Are you two from Tennessee?” When we said no, he replied, “Well, you’re the only tens I see.” We laughed in his face and walked away.
“Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
That was classy!
“If I pinched you, would your twin feel it?”
Nice. Classy. Original. LAME.
I’m 7 months post-partum and I am still fat. Maybe I should do something about that.
Worst pick up line: “Soo…(slurred with drunkeness)…I heard a rumor you liked me….” Yeah NOT anymore!
Worst pickup line:
“Girl, you fiiiiiine. Want a mustache ride?”
“You’re tall.” Okay, it’s not that awful but the sheer quantity of guys trying to start a conversation that way, it’s the worst.
Worst pickup line: “Wow, Toni is a really masculine name for such a pretty girl”. Huh? Insult and compliment in one?
My name is Melody, and I’ve actually gotten this one multiple times- “So, do you have a sister named harmony?” BARF!!
I already left my absolute best and worst on Heir to Blair, but wanted to post my runner-up for worst (sorta) pickup line:
Via text message, last week…
xxx-xxx-3478: Hi
Me: Hi. Who is this?
xxx-xxx-3478: Bria
*I don’t respond. Then, 20 minutes later…*
xxx-xxx-3478: Are you still there?
Me: Sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
xxx-xxx-3478: Wait, R U A GUY?
*Delete*
Um, do people really pick people up through random texts these days?
That is some Jersey Shore shit right there. I love it.
My husband asked me out with a piece of paper that had Will you go out with me? done with the dashes so i would have to fill in the letters, like so… _ _ _ _ _ _ _… etc.
Only, he didn’t do the words right.
I gave it back to him and said I couldn’t figure it out, so he had to redo it.
Hey, he as a shy high school sophomore…
The only one I can think of is “I’m writing a paper about how beauty pageants make less attractive girls feel bad about themselves- what are your thoughts?” I really did not realize he was totally joking and trying to flirt. I said “well, let me tell you how the less attractive girls feel. LOL
Worst: I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock…